Why you are Dutch (SO FUNNY TEXT!)

You're not German.

You're not English.

You're not French.

You understand those languages but nobody understands yours.
 
You let your dog shit in the middle of the sidewalk.

Laughing when someone else steps in dogshit.

Complaining about stepping in dog shit.

You have in-depth knowledge of bizarre sextoys.

Political leaders can admit to smoking pot and nobody will notice.

Football captain not afraid to cry live on TV.

You have the largest open-air urinals in the world.

You have the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle.

You can always get a job as a circus performer by riding a bicycle while holding